irresponsibleeyouth: The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.
“I fucking hate this game.” I whisper to myself as I continue to play.
jawhaw: captainabs: the-kiwi-avenger: consulting-god-of-badassery: incurablyspooky: daemon-hearts: A minute of silence for all the good books with bad movie adaptions. A minute of silence for all the bad books that are getting movie adaptations. A minute of silence for books with the movie adaptation on the front cover A minute of silence for The Last Airbender ten minutes of...
akanedee: if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence
dinnerpartydan: That awkward moment when you ran up the stairs and now you’re trying to hide your heavy breathing like it’s no big deal but you’re actually pretty winded and dear god you need to work out.
me: eats a snack while making a snack
dude. no seriously ive done this before. one time i made myself a pbj sandwich to EAT while i was making scrambled eggs. my dad came by as i was scrambling the eggs and asked what i was doing and i said i was making food. and he looked at me eating my pbj and said dont you alre-....okay then and walked away. i never felt so fat in my life ):
What a terrible thing it is to wound someone you really care for, and to do it...– Haruki Murakami (via bokura)
tforgery: jewelstaites: how to give a good handjob bop it pull it twist it #PLEASE DO NONE OF THESE THINGS TO MY PENIS …oh god. imagine if someone actually did that ROFL
Neil walked in and looked at her and his eyes widened and he sort of said, ‘Oh...– How I Met Your Mother’: How Cristin Milioti got the mother of all roles http://insidetv.ew.com/2013/05/14/how-i-met-your-mother-casting-cristin-milioti/ (via swar-wait-for-it-lee)
titytwochainz: you really a bitch if you let the microwave hit zeros while your family is asleep you disrespectful bitch LOL i thought i was the only one. +1 second all day. GOTTA STOP IT BEFORE IT EXPLODES
shestag: saveusalltellmelifeisbeautiful: psychoticpingouins: 48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today. that’s perfect and its how I hope to meet my husband.
veganwho: Sometimes the biggest bullies in your life are in your own family lol. well that works
1 sentence descriptions of different Anime
Ouran High School Host club: God damn rich people
Soul Eater: I'm gonna use this motherfucker to beat up that motherfucker.
Fullmetal Alchemist: MY LEG
Black Butler: Corset scene
Death Note: I'm going to kill you all but no I'm a good guy I swear
Tamako Market: MOCHIYUMMY!
Kuroko no Basuke: gay basketball players
K project: flaming homos
Fairy Tail: nakama speeches
InuYasha: must. make. sword. stronger... OMG KIKYO!
Uta No Prince Sama: how gay can straight guys get
Kaichou Wa Maid Sama: Perverted space alien
No.6: Killer bees and homosexuals
DragonBall: kamEHAME (two episodes later) HA
Zetsuen no Tempest: i died like 30 fucking times but im still alive
Tonari no Kaibutsu-kin: i love you loljk no wait i love you again
Neon Genesis Evangelion: SHINJI GET IN THE FUCKING ROBOT
Angel Beats: we're all dead but we still keep dying anyway
Cowboy Beebop: see u space cowboy
Ao No Exorcist: im satan's son ps im gonna kill satan
Daily Lives of Highschool Boys: what the fuck is going on
Tsuritama: i'm a fish youre a fish we're all fishes
Gintama: neo armstrong cyclone jet armstrong cannon
Shingeki no Kyoujin: teen titans go
OKAY! So EVERYONE needs to read JL8. It is literally a comic series about the Justice League, but they are illustrated as 8 year olds. It is SO CUTE AND FUNNY and it is AWESOME! http://limbero.org/jl8/1